My sister just told me my parents have decided they’re going to put our 16 year old Westie to sleep. 🙁
Back From Seattle
Last week I was in Seattle for my customer who is implementing. I wrote this out right when I got back, but since I didn’t finish it right then it didn’t end up getting posted. I’m throwing it up now for the hell of it.
The trip was interesting. I felt a little out of place because it’s still kind of early in Swedish’s implementation and there isn’t a lot for me to do yet. Still, the trip was kind of nice and I did get to meet a few of the people I will be working with later on.
As we went through security at the Madison airport, Jeremy and I ended up grabbing the wrong boarding passes. The result is that I ended up in exit rows on both flights (extra leg room), while Jeremy was at the back of the plane both times. I didn’t realize until we were somewhere over Montana, but it was pretty funny because he was just about the last person off the plane when we landed in Seattle. I had the right seats on the way back – it wasn’t nearly as nice.
There were five of us on the trip, so we ended up taking a limo to our hotel because it was cheaper than two cabs or waiting for a minivan. Our hotel was pretty nice, although I still think it’s ridiculous to pay an extra ten bucks a day for internet when your room already costs $159 a night; I could have stayed at a Holiday Inn and gotten wireless for free.
At this point I was going to continue to talk about what happened on the trip, but I totally got derailed and never finished. If you wanna know more, leave a comment.
Wired
Note to self: DO NOT drink Vault with evening meal.
Granted I just watched three hours of great TV (Prison Break, 24, and Everwood) and that can always pump me up a little; still, this is ridiculous. I haven’t been this restless since the wedding and trip to Jamaica. The stupid commercials pulled me in just like the marketers intended (you know it tastes like a soda, but kicks like an energy drink). So I stopped off at the grocery store on my lunch hour to pick up some essentials and grabbed a bottle to see if it was any good. I didn’t get to it until dinner.
I’m not sure what they put in that stuff but it sure seems to have had an effect on me. It wasn’t particularly tasty or gross, so I finished a 20 oz bottle in about 30 minutes. Now, I’ve tried an energy drink or two before – I tried Red Bull a few times in college to see if it would help me stay awake in class, but it never seemed to have any affect at all and it wasn’t particularly tasty (unless it was mixed with Vodka). Needless to say this has kind of caught me off gaurd. I can’t seem to sit still and I don’t think I’ll be ready to sleep any time soon.
If it wasn’t raining outside I’d consider running around the block…but instead I’ll probably play several rounds of of Tetris DS and see if I can boost my rating at all. I think I’m hovering somewhere around 5500.
Punk’d?
Could Nintendo be pulling one over on us? I’m inclined to say no, but it’s an interesting theory. The more I think about it, if this is the name of the new console, I think I’m OK with it.
Wii?
I’ve been craving Revolution news for the last few weeks and there’s been absolutely nothing. The one day I happen to be traveling and totally disconnected from the world, they announced Revolution’s real name. Yeah, that’s it up there. Revolution was such a cool name, so I’m not sure how I feel yet (I’m not the only one), but I’ll let it sink in a little before I make up my mind. The system can still kick ass even if I decide I don’t like the name. Plus, I really do like this video to introduce us to it…
On Site at Swedish
We may have wireless access, but my VPN connection to Epic isn’t working. I’m not going to be able to get anything done. Dammit.
24 in the Workplace
This was too good to pass up. Seven ways to use the lessons of 24 at work.
If your boss catches you shooting heroin in your office, just say its part of your cover. If he says, “What cover?” Yell “Federal Agent!” and tackle the crap out of him.
Jack Bauer is completely badass. Oh, and I think the writers are punishing President Logan’s character because he was such a douche last season. He’ll get what’s coming to him…just wait for the 24th hour.
Hey, That’s Me
In the state of Wisconsin, each digit of your drivers license has meaning*. Amber and I went to the comedy club downtown a few weeks ago and the woman checking IDs told us that the last two numbers represent the number of people with similar names in the DMV database. Ironically, my number is 09 while Amber’s is 01.
This had me slightly baffled, but then again I don’t really know what “similar names” means or how that relationship is calculated. So I started wondering – are there many more Carson Monroes out there? I decided to head for my usual source of information – Google.
It’s been a while since I’ve googled myself. The last time I tried it I don’t know that I really saw much except maybe some old track and field results from high school (I’m pretty sure those are still out there if you know where to look). This time, though, I was pleasantly surprised to see that the top results are for…well…me. Number one is a bid that was written for me by one of my organizations in college for a service award. The theme of the bid was pretty cheesy and they got plenty of details wrong, but I appreciated it nonetheless. Number two is my Blogger profile – it’s kind of ironic because I haven’t used blogger for quite a while now. From three on, the majority of links have nothing to do with me. However, if you dig deep enough you’ll probably find a few other references from K-State along with graduation honors and a question submitted to Ask iLounge a while back. That’s pretty much it, but I can’t complain much. The top two are decent first impressions for anyone who might happen to google me. (And we all know how likely that is to happen…)
The interesting thing is that I don’t really see other real people with a name even close to mine. There’s all kinds of results for people with the last name Carson from places with Monroe in the name, but that’s really it. I guess this means I can continue to assume I’m one of, if not the only Carson Monroe in the world. And yet…I still sign my name with my middle initial just in case. Thanks, Dad.
*I stumbled onto this site with more information on unique IDs.
This Guy Isn’t Very Funny
Do you think Jon Stewart will use this as material for The Daily Show this week?
An embarrassed charter school has discovered it booked the wrong Jon Stewart for its annual gala. The DaVinci Academy thought it had made a deal with comedian Jon Stewart, star of The Daily Show” and host of this year’s Academy Awards, to appear next week.
It sent out 500 invitations to businesses and planned for 900 people.
But last week, it learned that it had booked Jon A. Stewart, a former motivational speaker, businessman and part-time professional wrestler from Chicago.
So apparently they don’t think a former motivational speaker and now part-time professional wrestler will be the highlight of the event as they were hoping – they cancelled him.
Holy !@#$
Session Average: 206
First Ball Average: 9.1
Open Frames: 5 (average 2 per game)
Spares: 9
Strikes: 17
Splits: 2 (1 converted)
Games: 195 211 214
Series: 620
Oh yeah…we won the championship. Thanks to Chris, Ken, Eric, Nolan, Joe, Chad, Jesse, and Matt for a great league season.
Update: Apparently my name was in the paper. They got my score wrong (625) which tied for tenth best series in our league for the night.