Maybe it’s just because I’m not in school anymore, but I notice people doing stupid stuff in public a lot more than I ever used to (and I always have to a certain extent).

Look, the world is not your personal playground. Do not share with us your musical tastes; do not share with us your latest wheelings and dealings. In public places, you have an obligation to hold up your end of the implied social contract by not imposing yourself on those around you. This is crucial to a civilized society and just because technology allows you to act like a braying ass in public doesn’t mean you should do it.

Just today I was in Arby’s for lunch and someone behind the counter started singing along with the song playing in the restaurant. Was she in tune? Was she in synch? No. Did anyone want to hear it? No. I’m sick of going bowling (non-league) and having the alley overrun by stupid kids with no parents around doing whatever they want. So read this article on how to squelch your inner jackass and pay attention. And the next time you’re in a public place, ask yourself, “Does someone else think I’m a jackass?”