Madison Monroes

…hell? So I was driving from Amber’s apartment to the union and I pull up at a light behind this silver Monte Carlo SS. The first thing I noticed was the hand prints in the dust on the trunk. Then I thought of how I don’t really like those cars. But, then I saw that this guy had a flip down LCD screen. It’s the first time I’ve ever actually seen one in a car on the street so that was pretty cool, despite the ugly car. Since we were stopped and it was dark, I was close enough I thought I’d try to figure out what he was watching. A closer look and a second later I had my answer. It was PORN! I couldn’t believe it; this guy was driving around the city of Manhattan watching porn in his car. I think I laughed all the way to the union.